There's a song that I recall
My mother sang to me.
(Oh! (a sigh))
She sang it as she tucked me in
When I was ninety-three.

I diddle, I. Who was that bum?

Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po,

Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po

Keep lad up. Keep.
Keep up lad up.

Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po lad
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po (lad)
Iddle I po (lad)

Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong iddle
Ying tong iddle I po!
(short raspberry, Secombe)

Both: Oh!
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Iddle I po!

Ying. Ying tongy tongy.
Ying tong iddle I po.
Ying tong iddle I po.
(What a lovely lovely boy!)
(What a lovely melody devine!)
Ying ying ying tongy tongy.
(Get out the rifle, sir.)
(Get off the record.)
Yeeeng.
Ying tong ying tong d'gy-n'o.
Ying tong d'ga.
(Get away.)
D'g d'g d'ga.
Ying tong iddle I po.

Hear that crazy rhythm
Driving me insane.
Strike your partner on the bonce
(thump)
Eccles: Ooh. I felt no pain.
(Seagoon screeches)

Seagoon, Bluebottle and Eccles:
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying...

Soprano: Take me back to Vienna....

<Raspberry section>

Ohhhhh!
Oh!

Take me back to Vienna, where the....

Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po

Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
(where's he going lad?)
(I don't know)
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po

LOOK OUT!

Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po


Ying tong...

Explosion

Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Iddle I po.

Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Iddle I po.

Ying! Tongy tongy tongy.
Yiddy diddy diddy da daaa. Ying diddy.
Ying tong diddle. Yiddada boo.
(rhythmic thigh slapping, raspberry)

All Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Iddle I po.

Whoooooh!
